Disclaimer and Warning to All Maotsujun fans: like all my stories, this is purely FICTION. While Maotsujun is the couple of my heart, I also like to believe that Mao can have any member of Arashi if she really wanted. Ah. one can dream. With that out of the way, on with the story!
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“Mao-chan, I was wondering, if you’d maybe like to, you know, get together sometime... maybe...” No, that doesn’t sound right.
“Mao, I’m head over heels in love in love with you. Please put me out of my misery...” No, definitely not.
“Mao, you’re mine. So let’s kiss...” Bwhahaha...somebody shoot him.
Nino ran his hand through his hair in frustration. What the Gundam was the matter with him? He was an Idol! He never had trouble asking girls out before. So why in the world was he currently pacing up and down Fuji Television hallways trying to come up with none-lame pickups lines while waiting for Mao to get out of those tight...er... out of her costume. And into normal clothes. Because she would definitely be wearing clothing when she came out.
Ignoring the strange looks from random passerbys, Nino started banging his head against the wall. He really needed to stop being such a pervert. Old Man Hentai...that was him.
He’d been like this all day. Ever since this morning in the green room. Nino was still cursing the assistant director for interrupting what very well would have been a fire inducing kiss. But as it was, he and Mao had a hard time meeting each other’s eyes whenever the camera stopped rolling.
Baka baka baka...what was he thinking this morning? Letting a pair of tight pants get to him like that? She probably thought he was the biggest creep on the planet coming after like that out of the blue.
Nino continued to bang his head on the wall. Baka baka baka...
“Anoo...” Nino stopped banging his head. “”Ninomiya-kun... daijoubou...?” Mao asked him in a quiet voice.
Nino didn’t look up at her, instead leaving his forehead resting on the wall.
“Etoo...er... that is....I... forgot something. But I forgot what I forgot so I was just trying to jog my memory...”
“Oh...souka...” Mao didn’t look like she believed him. Nino didn’t blame her.
They both kinda looked at each other and blushed, unsure of what to say, but wanting to say something.
“Uh... I guess I’ll just say good night now. I’ll see you tomorrow, Nino-kun.” Mao turned to walk away.
“Wait!” Nino lunged forward and grasped Mao’s wrist. Maybe it was from hitting it on the wall too hard, but Nino’s brain had stopped working. Instincts had taken over.
Mao was surprised...but not angry. Or offended. Nino took that a positive sign.
“I was wondering... are you free sometime this weekend?” Nino felt his throat go dry, watching Mao blink and her perfect mouth form the shape of an “o”. “I was thinking that it would be fun if we could get together. To hang out. Or something.” That’s good. Sound cool. Sound calm. Be casual.
And then she smiled.
Did he mention that he loved it when Mao smiled? There was magic in her smile, lighting her face and making her eyes glow.
But as quickly as her smile came, it went. She pursed her lips, like she often did when she was thinking.
“I think I should be available. Depends on when.” Oh, Nino thought disappointedly. He really should have better prepared his heart for rejectio... chotto...what did she say?
“What did you say?”
Mao glared at him for making her repeat it, but she opened her mouth to speak anyway. But before she could say anything, her cell rang.
“Ah...sumimasen...”
“Iie,” he needed to calm the beating of his heart and control his breathing anyway.
“Moshi mosh. Oh, Jun-kun!” Nino felt his spirits drop. “No... Hmm...” Mao snuck a glance at Nino before turning around. “Hmm... are you sure? But I thought... Really?” She started speaking in a low voice, obviously not wanting him to overhear. Nino strained his ears trying anyway. “It’s ok... I can...Do you want me...”
At that point Nino stopped trying to listen. How quickly can feelings of elation disappear, he thought bitterly. All’s fair in love and war, right? Just because Jun didn’t stake a claim didn’t mean that he’d stop trying. But really, enough was enough.
Nino’s temper flared up.
“Gomen ne, Nino-kun. Jun was just...well, never mind, you were saying before?”
“You know,” Nino said sullenly, “the way you and Jun are kind of pathetic, don’t you think?” Hurt flashed in Mao’s eyes at the unexpected insult.
“Eh?”
“Really, the two of you dance around hiding from the rest of the world, oblivious to everyone else around you. It’s kind of selfish.” Nino knew he was being a jerk, but everyone had their limits.
“I don’t understand...” Mao whispered.
“You! You and Jun! You drive me crazy! If you two are so crazy about each other, just come out and say it! Give the rest of us some peace of mind. It’s just sad and pathetic. Stringing along other people. Why the big secret anyway? Is there something your ashamed of? Don’t want to be seen with a boyband member? Or maybe there’s something wrong with you!” Inner Nino started beating the inside of his head with a mallet. Shut up, stupid! You’re not making any sense. But he couldn’t help it. Jealousy really was a bad thing. And he was really, really jealous.
“You...I...You don’t...” Mao was so angry that she couldn’t even speak. “You sound jealous!”
“Jealous?! Huh? Over you? Ha! Who’d be jealous over a skinny, flat-chested, tomboy with no sex appeal!” He didn’t just say that, did he?
“You just don’t understand,” Mao said quietly. “NINOMIYA NO BAKA!!!”
And she hit him. Hard. With a fist. Right across the cheek. Looks like Mao-chan still had some of the Makino weed power inside her.
Without waiting to see if he was all right, Mao stormed off.
Nino felt comfort in the stinging in his cheek. He really was a lovesick fool.
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“Ninomiya Kazunari! You idiot! What did you do to Mao-chan?! She is pissed at you.” Nino wasn’t surprised when later that evening before a taping of Himitsu no Arashi-chan, Matsujun came crashing into the green room, his temper flaring.
The rest of Arashi followed him through the door. Nino ignored them and continued to play on his DS.
Then Matsumoto Jun did the unforgivable. He grabbed Nino’s DS and turned it off… BEFORE Nino could press SAVE. Frustration and anger raged inside of him.
“NANDA!?” He stood up and grabbed Jun by the collar. Nino new he didn’t look all that threatening. Why did he have to be so damn short? Jun just stared down at him.
“They’re doing that intense staring thing again,” Aiba said in awe. Both Sho and Ohno slapped their hands over his mouth to prevent him from speaking.
“You said you wouldn’t hurt Mao-chan,” Jun accused him.
“And you said it was ok for me to go after her,” Nino countered.
“It is.”
“Then why were you calling her? And why was she being so secretive?”
“I was calling her to cancel our plans for the weekend.”
“What are you doing making plans with her in the first place?” Nino knew he sounded irrational, but he needed answers.
“I can’t make plans with my friend?” Jun was stalling and they both knew it.
Nino tugged on Jun’s collar, his head hanging down low. “Jun, do you love Mao?”
Jun sighed. “Yes, I love her.” Nino went rigid. “But I’m not in love her. Not like you.”
Ninomiya through his hands up in the air. “Well, that’s just peachy, because she obviously loves you!” Nino didn’t realize that he had started yelling and pacing.
“Kazu…” Jun started to say. Nino ignored him.
“She seemed reluctant to get out of the plans that you two had.”
“Nino…”
“And she sure wasn’t exactly jumping at the chance to spend time with me.”
“Ninomiya…”
“And she hit me. Sure I deserved it. But she still hit me.”
“I’m gay.”
“And she definitely wasn’t running into my arms when I tried to kis…”
The silence in the room was deafening.
EH?!
“EH!!!???” Ohno, Sho, and a muffled Aiba loudly echoed his sentiments.
Jun averted his eyes and shuffled his feet.
“I didn’t know how to tell you guys. I’ve been meaning to for a while, I just didn’t know how. But when your feelings for Mao were starting to get obvious… well, I knew it was only a matter of time.”
“…”
“You’re gay?” Nino asked.
“You’re gay?” the others echoed.
“I’m gay.”
“Ohh… that explains so much…” Sho nodded his head in understanding. The others agreed.
“Oi,” Jun glared at them. “ANYWAY Mao knows.” He walked up to Nino and grabbed him by the shoulders. “Mao is one of my best friends. I love her. And she loves me. She’s been helping me keep this underwraps for a while, though I’m sure it’s been costing her.”
Ninomiya’s brain was on overload.
“You’re gay.”
Jun sighed. “Yes.”
“You’re not IN love with Mao-chan?”
“No. I’m in love with someone else.”
“Who?”
“I don’t want to say too much yet, but let’s just say, everyone thought he was covering for me and Mao when it was really the other way around.”
“Huh? Oh.”
“OHHH!!” It dawned on the rest of the members.
“So Mao isn’t in love with you?” It was taking a while to process all this information, but Nino wanted to make sure he wasn’t jumping to any conclusions again.
“No. Mao isn’t in love with ME.”
“I messed up didn’t I?”
“Yes, you did.”
“I have to fix it, don’t I?”
“Yes, you do.”
“Do I have a chance with her?”
“You have to take that up with her.”
Nino looked over to his DS, his feelings over his unfinished game nothing compared to the rush of emotions about Mao. He smiled. He had an idea.
“OH!!” Everyone turned to Aiba, who had let out a loud noise. “OHHHHH!!! That’s what you meant before about video games. Nino-kun wants to date Mao-chan.”
They all stopped at stared at him. “Baka,” they all muttered, before exiting to begin taping.
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Nino could feel Mao’s eyes on him as he played with wires and adjusted the television in the green room. But every time he turned around, she’d look away. He sighed. It had been like that since he entered the room 10 minutes ago. She wasn’t speaking to him. She wasn’t acknowledging him. She blatantly ignored him when he said good morning to her. But when he wasn’t looking, she was watching him.
“Yosshi!” he was finished. He had spent the past five minutes hooking up his Wii to the TV.
He looked over at Mao. She buried her face in a magazine she was “reading”.
“Ne, Mao-chan,” he called to her. She flipped a page.
Nino stepped a little bit closer to where she sat, curled up on the couch. “Mao-chan.” She loudly flipped another page.
Kneeling behind the couch, he placed his chin up on the back so he was almost next to her shoulder. Her hair smelled like mangos.
“Ne, Mao-chan.” He was surprised she didn’t rip the page with the force she turned it. “You know your magazine is upside down right?” It wasn’t, but it tickled him to see her look at the magazine in surprise and flip it over so that is was upside down. When she realized he had tricked her, she glared at him.
“I’m sorry about the things I said yesterday. I didn’t mean them.” She pouted her lips and concentrated on the magazine. “You were right. I was jealous. And I really don’t want you to be mad at me anymore.”
Still nothing.
“If you want, you can hit me again. Give me matching bruises.” She glanced back at him with an eyebrow raised. He made puppy-dog eyes at her. “Right here.” He lifted his fist and lightly hit his cheek.
She smirked. Nino felt victorious.
“Hountoni gomennasai, Mao-san.”
Mao peered at him closely, examining his face. Her lips were still pursed. She seemed to be satisfied with what she saw and finally spoke to him. “What’s the Wii for?”
“Ah. I thought you’d never ask.” Nino stood up and motioned for her to join him. “This was just in case you still wanted to beat me up. I figured we could handle our problems in a non-violent way.” He shyly held up Wii Resort.
Mao rewarded him with a laugh. “I also figured it would a more fun way to pass the time together between takes while they’re changing around sets... or something.”
“Oh.”
“Do you want to play? I’ll even switch the controllers around so I have the handicap.”
Mao pushed him playfully. “Don’t you dare go easy on me. Besides, I know you’re ambidextrous. It doesn’t matter which hands the controllers are in.”
Nino was surprised. “You know that about me?”
Mao stared at the screen. “I know more about you than you think.”
He worked hard to suppress his smile. “Oh.”
They waited in silence as the Wii started up and Nino set up the controllers.
“So to play, you have to set up your Mii- it’s a character you can dress and name, then play.”
“I do know that, Oniichan has a Wii. It’s not like I haven’t played before.” Mao poked his forehead with her finger. He responded by sticking out his tongue at her.
Then Mao started laughing. “Did you make Arashi Miis?!” She pointed to the screen. “AWW Sho-kun is so cute!”
“The guys made their own... but they may have some evil clones running around in there that I made.”
“Like that? Is that supposed to be Jun?” She pointed to one name DoS. He had a large afro and a unibrow.
“Maybe.”
“Aww, you made Hanadan characters! Kawaii!... Though... did you have to make Tsukushi so short?”
“She is short.” He got a smack on the arm for that.
Nino watched as Mao explored his little Mii community, his heart pounding loudly. He bit his lip as Mao’s eyes went a little wider.
“Ne, Nino-kun?”
“Un?”
“You made most of these characters, right?”
“So desu.”
“Did you make the one that says NinomiyaIsReallySorry?”
“So desu.”
“How about the one that says NinoIsAStupidJerk?”
“So desu.”
“And the one that’s called,” Mao stopped to clear her throat, “KazuLovesMao.”
“Yep.”
“And KazunariXMao...and NinoHeartsMao... and...”
Nino turned to Mao, then took the controllers from her. He placed her hands in his.
“I made all of those too.”
“Oh.”
Instead of saying anything more, Mao picked up the controllers again. She started to make her own Mii.
MaoLovesKazuToo.
Nino stared at the screen. Then stared at Mao.
“Really?”
She smiled brightly. “Hooooountou ni. Really, really, really...mff...” Nino had grabbed the back of Mao’s head and pulled her in for a deep kiss.
A perfect kiss with the sweetest lips he’d ever laid his own on.
When they finally pulled apart they were both a little breathless. Nino looked down tenderly at Mao, her cheeks gone bright right. She quickly ducked her head and hid her face against Nino’s shoulder. Mao lightly punched him in the stomach.
“Baka. I’ve been waiting for such a long time for you to say it.”
Nino laughingly tried to lift her chin up but she wouldn’t let him. “Eh? Nani? Say what?”
She punched him again.
“Oi.” He finally got a grasp of her chin and lifted her face up to him. “I love you, you violent girl, you. I’ll never let you go. ”
Giggling, Mao placed a small kiss on his lips. “I love you too, you baka boy.”
They were both laughing when Nino pulled her in for another kiss. I was right, Nino thought, just a pinch of Mao and life was just that much sweeter.
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...And Glyn has gone off into hiding.
Death threats go here.