Pick-up lines

by: NerdBomber

I think they're just hilarious, especially the really corny ones. LOL. Here's my favorite pick-up line:

"Are you a general because my privates are standing at attention"

well it only works if you're a guy (which i'm not)

So got any juicy pick-up lines?

Behold! I have more haha

Guy: "Do you like bacon?"
Girl: <insert response>
Guy: "Do you wanna strip?"

also

Guy (looks at the chest): "There's something on your chest"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "My eyes"



LOL

I know so many. The ones I can remember right now would be:

"Are you Jamaican because your 'ja-makin' me crazy."

"Girl you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Girl, you must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

Other ones I like are:

"Asides from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Guy: "I'm invisible."
Girl: "Really?"
Guy: "You can see me?"
Girl: "Yes."
Guy: "How about tomorrow night?"

"Are you lost, because Heaven's a long way from here."

"You know what, your eyes are the same color as my porsche."

"I'm sorry, you're in the wrong place, the Miss Universe pageant is over there."

CloudStrifeIsMine wrote:

Guy (looks at the chest): "There's something on your chest"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "My eyes"

LMAO that is hilarious! The cheesiest ones are the best ones 'cause they are too funny man.

"Was that an Earthquake or did you just rock my world?"

Boy: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: "Did what hurt?"
Boy: "When you fell out of heaven?"

"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list."

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!"

"I'm an astronaut and my next stop is uranus"

:D

CloudStrifeIsMine wrote:

"I'm an astronaut and my next stop is uranus"

:D

eeewwww.......

CloudStrifeIsMine wrote:

"I'm an astronaut and my next stop is uranus"

:D

Bwahahahahaa *is laughing so much she's crying from it* Oh gosh, this should so be used in a fiction or so! I mean, it's so disgusting and funny at the same time. XD


Anyway, here a few I found on a forum a year ago and posted on my vox because I found them hilarious.

For humans:

"It's a simple equation. Just add a bed, minus our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

"Is that a ladder in your pantyhose or is it the Stairway to Heaven?"

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Tiffany?"

"Your clothes'd look great on my bedroom floor!"

"You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

"Are you free tonight? or do I have to pay" ------> who would fall for this???? xD

"You're so hot you put bread in your pocket and it comes out toast."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket baby? cuz I can see myself in your pants"

"That jacket is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too."

(At a formal event) "My pants are uncomfortable. Would you be able to help?"

"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock"

"I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty. Arr."

"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's spread the word."

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Dang! it must be 15 minutes fast."

Elven pick-up lines (seriously, don't eat or drink while reading them. LMAo)

"Want to hug my tree?" -------> Never fails in making me laugh. Epic!

"Let me show you my secret garden."

"My ears aren't the only long and pointy parts of my body!"

"I've got wood. Wanna see?"

"You know what they say of elvan ears and I have the biggest ears in this bar."

"Hey baby, while other races may need to sleep, I can keep going all night."

"You look uncomfortable in those shoes you are wearing. Send a night with me and I will put some real curl into those toes."

"The weeds in my garden was recently removed... did you want to see it?"

"Once you go elf, you never go back to yourself"

"Want to see why they call me king of the Hollowed Caves?"

"Do you have a flute in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Female Elf: "Wanna put your arrow into my quiver?"

"Your tree or mine?"

"Save a unicorn, ride an elf."

"My woods are everlasting"

"I'll sing you a song, if you'll play on my lute...."

Brandon Boyd of Incubus said in an interview that the girl who used this line on him actually became his girlfriend:

"Before I met you, I thought I was a lesbian."

1.) "I want to become letter 'V', so I can always be beside 'U'..."

2.) "I'm dizzy because my world revolves around you"

3.)
BOY: Let's play!
GIRL: What game?
BOY: Anything but hide-and-seek...
GIRL: Why?
BOY: Because girls like you are impossible to find...

4.)
BOY: How I wish you're just a homework...
GIRL: Why?
BOY: So I can take you home...

5.)
BOY: Can you help me? I'm quite lost...
GIRL: Where do you want to go?
BOY: Directly to your heart...